This morning was a typical morning of getting up, getting dressed and having breakfast. My daughter and I were going to go to the grocery store before my husband went to work this afternoon.
My daughter and I were ready to go, but before leaving I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. Well, we ran out of toothpaste in the large tube the other day, so I pulled out one of the small ones you get from the dentist office. I grabbed my toothbrush, grabbed the tube (the name of the tube wasn’t facing up) and put it on my toothbrush. And do what most people do……..put it in my mouth and starting brushing, except there was a problem…….it wasn’t foaming. And then it hit me, there was all of a sudden a strange taste in my mouth….
OMG, I put vagisil on my toothbrush!!!! I was brushing my teeth with VAGISIL! I couldn’t rinse my mouth fast enough!! So I grab the tube to read the caution section…..will I die, will my lips flare up like I have botox, OMG, what do I do. And then, my mouth started to become frozen! My whole mouth, you know the feeling, if you have ever had a yeast infection, it’s that glorified feeling of relief.
I went to the bedroom, where my husband was sleeping and was freeking out, more so because I put my crotch cream in my mouth….it was ok with my mouth being frozen. He laughed!! He laughed histarically! Getting the wrong reaction from him, I called my mother, she laughed…….now I totally get the humour in this whole situation, but I’m still not sure if I have to rush myself to the hospital, this could be my last moments of being alive and all I am getting is pure laughter.
The caution on the bottle said not to use internally…….WELL, I consider my mouth an internal being! You know, it’s inside of my body! Anyway, my mom told me to gargle my mouth with salt and water and everything would be ok!
So to conclude my very dramatic story….I’m not going to die! I will just have a bad taste in my mouth for the day!! Note to self; ALWAYS make sure you are putting toothpaste on your toothbrush!! And keep vagisil out of reach of children (and me)!! lol