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A Father’s Reply

September 06, 2011 By: Lynn Category: Simple Humour

 
(This was a great foward that was sent to me……I thought that it was so cute that I want to share it with you.)  This is not my father!!  lol
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). 

We decided to grab a bite at the food court. 

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. 

 The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red,

 orange, and blue.  My dad kept staring at her. 

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. 

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

 ”What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?” 

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not

 choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! 

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …. 

“Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if

 you might be my kid.”
I thought this was too cute to pass up.

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Forwards….Will You Really Self Destruct If You Don’t Pass Them Along?

March 10, 2010 By: Lynn Category: My Views, Simple Humour

 

I am one of those kinds of people that laugh hysterically when someone sends me an email, that once you get to the bottom it says, send this along to 20 people real quick or you will have bad luck.  Well, let me tell you, I am up to approximately 1000 years of bad luck, if not more.  I think that these specific emails are such a scam and I think that it is very gullible and make fun of my peers for doing so.  Like really, who’s gonna cast the bad luck on you?  Who’s gonna know that you didn’t send it?  The email genie? 

Now I know that some of you out there are superstitious but really, when it is a email about Jesus….and I will give you an example below, and at the end it says that Jesus will send you bad luck, I have to giggle.  And the worst part about it is that I will get that exact email at least twice, that’s right so that friend of mine believes it and follows the directions.  HaHa 

What do you do when you get these kind of emails?  Do you delete them?  Or do you pass them along?  Do you really believe that you will receive bad luck?  Are you responsible for forwards? 

Example 1. 

 

If you love this man
please forward to 10 people.  

He did
something for you,
now do something for Him. 

 

Example 2. 

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay
you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,
Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives
it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact
you for your address and then send you a check.
Regards. Charles S Bailey Genera l Manager Field Operations
1-800-842-2332 Ext.. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085
Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this
e-mail and for warding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and
within days, I received a check for $24, 800.00 .. You need to respond
before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates
is the man. 

It’s all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many
people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00
We’re not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without
getting a little something for our time.. My brother’s girlfriend got in
on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT
game, she showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and
was stamped ‘Paid I n Full’. 

Example 3. 

Hi Everyone, 

I feel terrible for asking, but I do need your help.  And who other than friends and family, can I really ask for help? 

I urgently need to sell my new dishwasher.  My husband is not happy that I’ve wasted money on this particular model and insists that I get of it ASAP. 

So, to keep the peace in out home, all offers will be considered. 

Thanks again.  I know i can count on you. 

I have included a picture below. 

Thank you!!


  


 
 Sorry, I got lost in myself for a minute!!  How would you like to have that in your kitchen!  Screw the dishes. lol 

   

Example 3. 

I BETTER NOT HEAR OF ANYONE BREAKING THIS ONE OR SEE IT DELETED. 

 
 This is a ribbon for soldiers

  

fighting in Iraq .. 

  

Pass it on to everyone and pray. 

  

Something good will happen to you  

  

tonight at 11:11 PM 

  

This is not a joke. 

  

Someone will either call you or will  

  

talk to you online and say that they  

  

love you. 

  

Do not break this chain.. 

 
Send this to 13 people in
 
 
The next 15 minutes.
 
 

Go.

Who Came Up With Lent? I Want To Shake Their Hand.

February 27, 2010 By: Lynn Category: My Views, Sex, Simple Humour

Well, I’m not Catholic, but this lent thing sounds like it could work in my favour!!  It’s the “thing” that everyone is talking about it.  I go to work and all the women are talking about the things that they have given up.  This has become the weight loss program of God.  So I was thinking, what if since my husband is a Catholic, but is not a practicing he doesn’t do or participate in much, he definatley doesn’t practice cleaning, spiritual being, I thought that maybe I should take over his participating role. 

I am going to give up SEX for him!!

I am also going to give up cooking!! (This one is more for me)

And last but not least cleaning. (this one’s the best Ladies) 

I think that at a “special” time like this, we should all be taking advantage of this Catholic tradition. Lent baby!!

If you really are Catholic I am not poking fun, I think that it is admirable that you give up something that is so close to your heart. What did you give up for lent? And if you want to be a practicing citizen of this religious tradition then what would you give up?

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