Do you receive gifts from your significant other very often? Well, I was just talking to my husband on the phone, who is at work. As we were humming and hodding about how bored we both were, even though I have a 101 things to do, I mentioned to him that he had to stop and get bread for our daughter’s lunch tomorrow.
Me, “Hun, this is critical, you can’t forget, or she’s not eating tomorrow.”
Him, “I know, I know.”
Me, “While you are at it, you haven’t bought me flowers in years, (that’s right, it’s not a typo, YEARS, how many you ask, thinking I might not know six years!!!! Can you imagine! Anyways, that’s something I let go of years ago.) maybe you’d like to buy me some. I did birth your two watermelon head children.”
Him, “You got flowers a couple of years ago from me.”
No word of lie, he was outside mowing the lawn and picked me a bouquet of weeds. Not the weed you smoke, at least that may have been fun, but real long grass weeds, and they were stinky weeds. Needless to say, I think that he owns me flowers!!
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